The Hypochondirac and Teenager

Claire- 16 year old girl
Mrs. Morrison-Princibal
Chloe-23 year old hypochondriac

CHLOE: Hey, are you alright?

CLAIRE: Oh, yea I just have a bad headache. Just let me lie down

CHLOE:No, No, a headache is a symptom of a fever; and a fever is a symptom of the flu, and the flu is a bad bad illness.

CLAIRE: Ummm what?

CHLOE [picks up thermometer and moves towards claire][ They counter Cross]

CHLOE:i should really take your temperature!

CLAIRE: ummm.. or you can just leave me alone
[turns around to nurses bed, and....]

CLAIRE: aaaachhhooooo!

CHLOE:hhhhhhhh!
[runs to cabinet, grabs mask, lysol, and forces mask on claires face.]

CLAIRE : get the hell off of me, who do you think you are? Are you Physoctic?

[Chloe sprays lysol everywhere, including Claire's face]

CLAIRE:My eye! You dumb[someone rings the bell]. Your a physco. I'm going to Mrs. Morrison! I don't give a hoot if i get written up.

CHLOE: I just want to help...

CLAIRE [stomps to office:well you didn't]

MRS. MORRISON: What do you want Claire?

CLAIRE: The nurse is a physco! Fire Her!

MRS. MORRISON: She is filling in for Mrs. Shay's materneity leave. You have detention at 3pm, now get out of my office!

[bell rings, Claire walks to detention to see Chloe.]

CHLOE: CLAIRE! CLAIRE!. I got you Ibuprofin!

[Claire grabs the medication, throws it on the floor and storms out]

CLAIRE:OH MY GOD!

Bring It On

My life basically runs around the pool. I have been competitvely swimming since i was seven years old. I go to school go to swimming come home eat,do my homework then go to bed. I never thought i could love a sport so much. When i swim i feel like i am expressing myself through a way in which only i can understand. When i claw through the water i am letting my anger out. When i gracefully swim warm up i usually think of things i am thankful for. Then there is race time. I take swimming very seriously, I give 100 percent or no percent. When i step up on that block to race i try to concentrate on the little things that can help me in the water. Sometimes i freak out because i feel like my dad's eyes are directly on me, and i can hear him saying"don't suck bryanna". I get scared and then don't swim well. This year i am really trying to eliminate my dad from my mind. I'm going to try and pretend like he is not even at the race. Swimming is a sport i love and happen to be very good at. I do not want to lose that compassion because i get nervous and, then do bad making me not want to swim again. Tonight is our opening night vs. Brick Memorial High School. I am going to go out there and do my best, swim my hardest and hope that i will accomplish what i want. Wish us luck=)

No one really understands how I feel. How would you like to be a bird stuck in a clock? Only can see the outside world every other hour? It’s not the best thing in the world.
My family is another story. The people who own my house are very old. Their faces are all wrinkly and scrunched up, they need this stick to walk and whenever they talk it sounds like “heeeeeeelllloooo ehhha ahhh”. You can’t even understand what they are saying. The person with no hair always takes his stick and bashes it against my house every night at midnight. Why put my house up on the kitchen wall if you can’t handle the coo coo, every hour. Oh my gosh, and those beats! Max and Caleb. Let me give you a flashback to a time when I was a young one….
It was a cold evening in late December, and I was enjoying the peace and quiet inside my house. The hour coo coo was about to approach any minute. I took my place on the spring all prepared to jump out of my home. Then the hour struck, I jumped out and to my surprise the beasts were growling at the door. The noise was something that I have never heard before. They were being really mean. I glanced over to what they were barking at. A black pallid man stood before the front portal. He was banging on the door. I was terrified. What was going to happen? My owner came from downstairs and approached the door. He had this long brown piece of wood in his hand. Was he going to hit him with it? He gently opened the door. “BAM”. The guy in the black was on the floor and red liquid gushed from his head. Sirens pierced my ears as they got closer to the house. I will never remember that night.
Now I still live in my home, hoping and praying danger never approaches again.

Teachers ( no offense)

Ok, so i think that teachers can be ridiculous=). Like for example; i am a competitive swimmer who takes it very seriously. Alot of kids take their extra curricular activities seriously. We do not have all day to be sitting at a desk doing homework. At least divide the homework betwwen the days of the week. Teenagers do not want to be up till one o'clock in the morning doing homework that will probably not benefit them in the future. What makes this even worse, is the fact that we have to force ourselves out of bed to attend school at such a obsurd hour of the morning. How do teachers expect our eyes to be open and our brains to be working at 7:00am in the morning!? Please someone explain this to me.... Ask me what i have been doing since five'o clock tonight?! Homework!. Sure i could have started it at 1:40 but i am an athlete. Even students who are not athletes have extra curricular activities like chess club, math club, play practice, english club, bible club, tutoring, ect. Teachers need to realize we are teenagers not old crippled people who have nothing better do to do with their lives than sit and read about the civil war and answer discussion questions about it. I can understand twenty vocab words that can benefit you in the future not fifty five!. Well now that i let my feelings out in my blog i am going to continue to sit here and do homework.

Determination

Vacation is almost over and i think i am going to cry. This week has been a great new experience for me . Living with my cousin has really opened my eyes to reality. She is my idol. She does everything herself and she is a grown women who has a great life. I really hope that i end up like her. She has had a way rougher life than i have which puts more pressure on me. I have a great family, and parents who love and care about me she didn't have that, and she is heading to great places in her life. My goal is to be ten times more accomplished than she is. With my loving family by my side hopefully i can accomplish my goal.

family

I never realized how much i was like my cousin Cassandra until today!. Okay so sure we look exactly alike. Whatever. Well i have an extremely bad temper and no patience for anything what so ever. Well, right now i am sitting on the couch writing on the blog. She is next to me on her computer screaming at it. It's to slow and she does not have the patience for it! I wouldn't either. I think its so funny. All i can do is laugh at her because, seeing it from a different point of view is hilarious. Well it's time to go eat some breakfest!

Yankees!

Ok! So to all those Phillies fans out there guess what?! YOU LOST. Yankess win!. I will give howard the benefit of the doubt . He had a good hit. Other wise NA. Speaking of Phillies fans. My cousin just got engaged to a very nice man. There is one problem! He is a Phillies fan. It's okay i guess. I am convinced of win thing that, and that thing is that there is a such thing as miracles. =). have a nice vacation

cleaning ladies

Why do you need cleaning people! Stop being so lazy and clean yourself!. I am on vacation in Berlin NJ, and i was up till 2am waiting to meet my cousins fiance for the first time. Well when i stay up till 2am i expect to be able to sleep the next morning. WELL I WAS WRONG. I wake up to the amazing noise of cleaning people. First of all it is 8am in the morning i am 15 and i need my beauty sleep. Do not be slamming things around the house! I wanted to take her cleaning utensils and throw them in the garbage! Then what is she going to clean with?!. All and all the point of this post is to have consideration for other people!

missing you

Mrs Morrison=).This week is horrible without you!.. OMG i am so bored and all i do is sing the spider song, beacause it is stuck in my head. I can honestly say i want to go back to school. Only for your classes though. All the other classes i can wait for. I am doing my blogging now because it has not been letting me get on the website. It has been coming up UNDER CONSTRUCTION. Well i am finally on now expressing my love for 3rd period. I would express my love for 7th but i raher just stick with 3rd=). Well i am in berlin NJ right now and the cleaning people are being obnoxious so i am going to yell at them (nicely) and tell them to STOP BEING SO LOUD. Hope your having a great vacation see you monday.

I can not wait for break. Over the break i am going to my cousins house in Berlin. I haven't seen her since last year!. She is 26 and she is going to be getting engaged to this man named Mike and i get to meet him for the first time over the break. I am very excited. She has two bull mastifs and my dad is freaking out ... lol. He is saying things to me like " Bryanna what if the dogs eat you". lol. He needs some help. Well i will write while im on break to tell you how it is going!

Journal....
Wow, what can i say. I never thought that as a sophmore in highschool i could have so much fun in english and creative writing. After this week i have noticed that deep down inside i am still a child. I usually do not participate when it comes to singing or having a good time in front of people. This week i have . Honestly i think i owe it to the class. Everyone, especially Allison get so into spider week. She is always singing loud, and she is never afraid to show everyone who she really is. After looking at her i decided that i should show everyone the other side of me. The Bryanna that is outgoing, energetic and not afraid of what people think of her. I couldn't have done this without Allison and her spirit toward spider week, so the Spider Queen i think should be given to Allison. I think she deserves it . Anyone that can make a girl like me get up and sing without even saying anything to me deserves the crown.

I HATE reading, but there is one book that hooked me in like no other. "Do You Know The Monkey Man"? was most the best book i have ever read. This is a mysterious book, that really makes you think and want to know what's going to happen next. How would you feel if someone said to you..."My sister drowned when she was young, but i tonight i got a phone call from her". These were the words that attracted my eyes to this book. Just place yourslef in that girl's position. I never read, and i dont even understand what attracted my eyes to the cover of this book. Maybe it was the title. Looking at the title i said to myself, "who is the monkey man"?. My first inpression of the book was that it sounded stupid and silly but then i read the preview and i knew it was going to suck me in. This book, is what inspired me to be an author when i am older. I want to be able to get the teenagers that dont like to read, attached to a book, because once you find one book that hooks you in, you tend to give more books a chance. Take this book out of the library you won't regret it.

Heyyyyy!, Im Bryanna