The Hypochondirac and Teenager

Claire- 16 year old girl
Mrs. Morrison-Princibal
Chloe-23 year old hypochondriac

CHLOE: Hey, are you alright?

CLAIRE: Oh, yea I just have a bad headache. Just let me lie down

CHLOE:No, No, a headache is a symptom of a fever; and a fever is a symptom of the flu, and the flu is a bad bad illness.

CLAIRE: Ummm what?

CHLOE [picks up thermometer and moves towards claire][ They counter Cross]

CHLOE:i should really take your temperature!

CLAIRE: ummm.. or you can just leave me alone
[turns around to nurses bed, and....]

CLAIRE: aaaachhhooooo!

CHLOE:hhhhhhhh!
[runs to cabinet, grabs mask, lysol, and forces mask on claires face.]

CLAIRE : get the hell off of me, who do you think you are? Are you Physoctic?

[Chloe sprays lysol everywhere, including Claire's face]

CLAIRE:My eye! You dumb[someone rings the bell]. Your a physco. I'm going to Mrs. Morrison! I don't give a hoot if i get written up.

CHLOE: I just want to help...

CLAIRE [stomps to office:well you didn't]

MRS. MORRISON: What do you want Claire?

CLAIRE: The nurse is a physco! Fire Her!

MRS. MORRISON: She is filling in for Mrs. Shay's materneity leave. You have detention at 3pm, now get out of my office!

[bell rings, Claire walks to detention to see Chloe.]

CHLOE: CLAIRE! CLAIRE!. I got you Ibuprofin!

[Claire grabs the medication, throws it on the floor and storms out]

CLAIRE:OH MY GOD!